When one thinks of worldly individuals, certain names come readily to mind: Lewis and Clark. Magellan. James Joyce. Cher.

It is with some regret that I admit that up to this point in my life I have only been a worldly man in the same way that an eclair from Dunkin' Donuts is a rare, exotic treat. But no more: As of August 25th I shall take up residence in Guanajuato, Mexico, thus beginning an expatriate life that I am sure will be full of rustic coffee aromas, haughty scarves, and--if all goes according to plan--silly hats. I invite you to share in this adventure with me, via the miracle of the internet and what can only be described as your own complete lack of anything better to do. So sit back and hold on--but don't fasten your seat belts. With a ride like this, it will probably be better to either be thrown clear or die on impact.